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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.03 23:55:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 03/04/2007 23:55:50
Greetings and Salutations forum *****s. It has been a while since we 'BURN EDEN' have posted results from our little operations in 0.0. I could not help but notice some prominent corporations, posting with pride, what can only be described as mediocre results at best. As you are probably aware about 2 weeks ago we left the swarm, under controversial circumstances, to set the eve universe neutral. The stifling conditions of alliance life and having half the eve universe set positive was more than this merry little band of malcontents could stand. So we found a high traffic region and played our trade for a few days.
The following is a breakdown of our operations in and around Tribute.
Start date: Sat 24th march
Current date: Tue 3rd april
Kills 1002 (at time of post)
Losses 14 (this includes noob corp dictor losses)
Kills / Losses
72 / 0 Battlecruiser
103 / 4 Battleship
362 / 2 Capsule
89 / 0 Cruiser
9 / 0 Destroyer
9 / 0 Elite Battlecruiser
30 / 1 Elite Cruiser
14 / 5 Elite Destroyer
121 / 1 Elite Frigate
10 / 0 Elite Industrial
42 / 1 Frigate
47 / 0 Industrial
4 / 0 Mining Barge
52 / 0 Rookie ship
38 / 0 Shuttle
1000 kills in 11 days by less than 20 players, with a 98.6% effeciency rating. These are the kind of stats that many can only dream of and few if any can match.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.04 00:18:00 -
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Blue Smartarse: I was under the impression that you cannot post links to killboards. But I'm sure a SmackTard like yourself can find the stats if you really really try.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.04 02:31:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 04/04/2007 02:28:15
to all the GOOGLEy eyed nerds in this thread that have asked for proof i say this: Good GRIEF where did i leave my WATCH, i swear i am going to have to KILL someone if i wasnt so BOARD and lazy...... 
luv pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.04 17:08:00 -
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What's your point captain ambiguous?
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.05 09:42:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 05/04/2007 09:39:53
Hai there Arseonfire: How about you post a link to your killboard, I'm sure yours will make us look like impotent girlymanz.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.05 11:13:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 05/04/2007 11:18:01
Sherpondeldey
SolaR KillerS
517 kills, 19 losses, 27.21:1 ratio, 37.21 billion ISK inflicted in damage, and 1342 points
I'm sorry but whilst these stats are adequate for a mediocre corp, they are very ordinary by BURN EDEN standards. I also could not help but notice that the last 10 kills you had there were between 6-10 people involved in each kill. Eve is currently down so I am unable to work out how many members your mediocre corp has, but it appears to be a small pvp oriented corp like BURN EDEN with a much, much worse kill to death ratio.
I just checked th BURN EDEN killboard for the last 24 hours and invloved pilots varys from 2 to 7. Is that not exactly what you said we should try doing? Oh wai... we are you arseclown. Please please please research your facts before you make yourself look like an idiot.
Your corp struggles to get a 10:1 kd ratio, BURN EDEN is struggeling to get a 100:1 kd ratio. Your not even in the same league as us, please shut up now.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.05 11:33:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 05/04/2007 11:30:05
Lets look at the month of march:
Solar Killers 15 active pilots
BURN EDEN 11 active pilots
SolaR KillerS
3368 kills, 499 losses, and 8547 points
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
11250 kills, 358 losses, and 36223 points
Lets compare our last campaigns
BURN EDEN
1014 kills / 14 losses (11 days)
34,119,241,992 ISK / 794,683,116 ISK
SolarKillers
169 kills / 45 losses (31 days)
14,394,589,063 ISK / 3,115,608,702 ISK
Need I continue with this comparison?
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.05 11:41:00 -
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pretty much 
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.06 08:42:00 -
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You really don't get it do you. You delusionally think we fabricate our killboard stats. Why? Is the reality that we are just that much better than you at internet spaceships so hard to accept?
Maybe you should start playing WOW with Shin Ra.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.06 09:08:00 -
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Here we go again.
RISE
Population: 623
Kills: 6256
Losses: 5945
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
Population: 23
Kills: 11323
Losses: 359
It has been said many many times before and needs to be said again. If what we do is so easy, then please post stats showing how easy it really is and how much better at it than us you really are. We take our kill to death ratio very very seriously, we hound our members to post all kills and especially all their losses.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.07 09:06:00 -
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Another hapless challenger steps up to the plate.
Infinitus Odium:
Member count: 180
Kills: 4485
Losses: 806
BURN EDEN
Member count: 21
Terra Incognita.
11448 kills, 359 losses
Your stats are about as mediocre as SolarFaygots, actually significantly worse as you have 180 members. And to make matters worse, your low-sec, nut-hugging, carebear killing wanabee pvpers.
Not so much luv for tards like this.
Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.07 11:19:00 -
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Penetrate, the somewhat competant corp that TheDragoon and I started, a poor imitation of BURN EDEN. Managed a 22-8 kill-death ratio against beyond divinity inc. I cannot stress this enough, Penetrate, was sub-standard compared to BURN EDEN. I should know, I created the corp, I tried to make it work, but it lacked the quality of pilots that BURN EDEN has. Not trying to take anything away from BYDI, they are competant pilots.
I Lubs You alls
Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.07 20:43:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 07/04/2007 20:41:38
What the hell?
YouTwot (815 pilots)
Kills: 10862
Losses: 3211
BURN EDEN (21 pilots)
Terra Incognita.
11475 kills
359 losses
YouTwot, what were you thinking letting this bald monkey speak on your behalf. Quick someone distract him with a banana before he starts flinging faecies at tourists! 
Lovin you long time
Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.08 07:12:00 -
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Can I have the rest of your stuff?
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.08 21:04:00 -
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Good to see your still at it ugluk.
Now who was the smacktard who said BURN EDEN should fight BYDI? Congratulations monkey boy, your corp just made 'the list'.
I cut myself so that i feel alive
Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.08 22:09:00 -
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BANDID: you collosal ingnoramus, we have not war deced anyone in years, why? Because you don't need to in 0.0 you low sec, nut hugging, low-skill, no-talent imbecile.
I mean really, am I the only one who thinks this clown is living in never never land?
Your mum thinks i'm cool
Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.08 22:53:00 -
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BURN EDEN vs Quam Noobidity
51 kills 8 losses
0 / 2 Battlecruiser
3 / 11 Battleship
0 / 9 Capsule
1 / 10 Cruiser
0 / 2 Elite Battlecruiser
0 / 4 Elite Cruiser
1 / 10 Elite Frigate
2 / 2 Frigate
1 / 1 Industrial
Next!
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.09 10:58:00 -
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But the important thing is your not bitter.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.09 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 09/04/2007 11:44:09
Canned: Where ohh where do I begin with you? I think it has already been established and reiterated many times why we have out of corp dictor alts. Fact is people know us and when we start operating in your area warnings go out to avoid us at all costs. Having OOC atls allows us to gather intel and hold down targets without spooking targets. Just to reiterate, we include all dictor losses and do not include dictor solo kills (its just a killboard mechanic limitation).
We do not fight harder or bolder than anyone else in eve but I do think we fight smarter than most. If we cloak, it is because the odds are against us to a point that it would not be profitable to fight. Remember at the end of the day, we do this for isk, we don't mine, we don't hunt rats, we don't do anything carebear related (except for Shin Ra). Losses are bad for our profit margins.
War declerations: Will the empire hugging arseclowns please try to understand that there is absolutely no point in declaring war against 0.0 alliances. Unless you want to sit outside jita ganking haulers or some such gheyness. We have noone set blue in this game, everyone is a potential target. For the love of sweet baby jebus on a rubber cross, try to understand this simple concept, there is no concord in 0.0
As for an alt hauler in ISS, It is no secret that I was a full on carebear for the first 12 months of my eve life. I fail to see how this is in any way a negative point. Are you bringing this up to embarris me? Please, I am what I am and I have exhumers level 4! How sad for you that a carebear like me can so easily and consistantly take your stuff from you. Grow a pair and come fight us. We can always sell your stuff and it will be good for a laugh.
Quam Singulari
Anarchy Empire
1925 kills, 205 losses, and 4834 points
Sound stats, you guys obviously know which end of the gun to point at your target.
Canned: Your not on the top 10 list for your corp, so your obviously not one of the pvp powerhouses. I tried to find your stats on the Quam Singulari killboard and was unable to find a single kill. Is that because I'm incompetant or becuase you are clueless about pvp and speaking out of your arse. I sincerely hope you dont speak on behalf of your corp, goat boy.
I hate down time, it leaves me way to much time to type responses like this. It's all your fault CCP!
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.09 23:52:00 -
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Taka
Quam Singulari (griefwatch)
429 kills, 18 losses, 23.83:1 ratio, 21.64 billion ISK inflicted in damage, and 1833 points
Evil Pookie (griefwatch)
BURN EDEN
2693 kills, 40 losses, 67.33:1 ratio, 144.17 billion ISK inflicted in damage, and 8861 points
Plus my stats from when I was a PVP nublet in Alektorophobia.
Evil Pookie (battleclinic)
Penetrate
1599 kills, 54 losses
Success Ratio: 2,941% (34.270:1)
Destroyed Value: 109,720,494,847 ISK
Lost Value: 3,731,133,037 ISK
I have to admit, your stats are acceptable for any PVP oriented corporation, but are still lacking by BURN EDEN standards. Keep on shooting, one day you might be as good as pretencious moi. You want to know what's really sad, I achieve these stats wilst running 2-3 accounts in combat simultaneously. And if that's not insulting enough, I have close to the worst kill to death ratio in BURN EDEN.
BURN EDEN vs Quam Noobidity
51 kills 8 losses
Don't be angry, your results against us show you have some idea about pvp. Don't be dejected your stats suggest that you dont suck half as much as everyone else.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.10 00:32:00 -
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Edited by: Evil Pookie on 10/04/2007 00:34:35
Evil Pookie
4292 kills
490 days since first killmail
daily work rate of 8.7 kills
Taka
429 kills
74 days since first killmail
daily work rate of 5.79 kills
"work it out" ROFLCOPTERS...... I did and you are still playing second fiddle to me goat boy.
I'm confused, when you made that comment about only posting since feb 27th did you actually think you were more active than me? But then you said you have a life and I don't. Your contradicting yourself. I think your just randomly throwing accusations at me in the hopes of something meaningful sticking. I would strongly suggest you think about your next post before you start typing. You may well be the big fish in your small pond/corp, but beware, these waters are inhabited by sharks.
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.10 21:46:00 -
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Because, POS blowfare, missing running and mining are such better ways to waste your life. 
Luv Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.12 01:55:00 -
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Edited by: Esurnir on 04/04/2007 00:13:28
Who give a damn  ?
The 90 people that we have killed from frege alliance since you made this stupid comment might care.
Arguing on the eve-o forums is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win your still fracking retarded!
Lub Pookie
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Evil Pookie
BURN EDEN
Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2007.04.13 06:46:00 -
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Don't make me kick your arse with my clubed foot!
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